Smart Buddy
the at&t and aol of the philippines that delays requested transactions from clients, and mostly steals from clients account balance ‘cos of their f-cking -ss promos that i don’t get. another thing is they suck the network signal that many messages got on-hold their -ss to my outbox. that’s why i use mainly globe’s partner, tm.
d-mn, smart buddy, as well as talk n text, got c-ckles in their promo nowadays. it’s time to switch tm astig networks.
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