smart on
an engorged p-n-s (or its metaphorical equivalent, a state of s-xual or quasi-s-xual arousal) that results from intellectual stimulation.
baby, the way your tongue trips across the philosophical terminology and so cleverly articulates the existential quandary–you really give me a smart on.
see smart on.
it saddens me to think that the intellectually challenged are incapable of a smart-on. but a good, liberal arts education is the sure cure for their cerebral impotence.
see smart on.
i sat with my woman discussing life’s imponderables and ended up with hardcore smarton.
when you suddenly think of something awesome. like a hard-on but with your brain.
mike- we need some new ideas
james- oh my gosh i just had a smart-on! what if we build a waterproof phone!
mike- that’s genius
an erection caused by intense intellectual thought. came to inception due to its rhyming with the word/phrase “hard-on”.
bill got a raging smart-on when he realized all of the work that goes into the creation of a single pencil.
what a woman on crack says to you in macdonalds after asking if you’re in a cult…
“hey, are you guys in a cult?”
“no”
“oh well…smart on!!!”
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