smartarse

smart–ss (but the aussie way to spell it. smart–rs-)

someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.

usualy ends with the smart-rs- getting a severe beating :p
guy 1: what you lookin at fool?
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smart-rs-.
the british or commonwealth english counterpart of the american english “smart -ss” (probably the form in which it was invented, before being borrowed back into british english).

calling someone a smart -rs- is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f–king smug when they’re right about something.
“oh, alice, you’re such a smart -ss.”
“actually, bob, i would prefer to be insulted using the correct, british english pr-nunciation: ‘smart -rs-‘.”
“but, alice, i think you’ll find ‘-rs-‘ has been pr-nounced ‘-ss’ since at least shakespeare’s time, and therefore far pre-dates the division of english into british and american variants.”
the hyphen is important
run! is a smart–rs-
look up customers. f-cks who have nothing important, contructive or intellegent to say and think that they are smarter than you. did i mention they are rude?
i hate customers. they are smart-rs-s. they think they know everything. they think they are clever. kill them!
a persons ability to get everything correct, often without even having to think about it.
e.g. miss ross (a.k.a. the power)
an urban legend who uses her smart -rs- power to infuriate those around her!
a smart -ss with a particularly dry wit.
damon of ehacked.forums.com
a tv show where posh english people do jack-ss style stunts
did you know some posh english kids are gonna make a tv show called smart -rs-?