smartastic
someone who is being a smart -ss and sarcastic. used in either (1) combination or (2) consecutively- such as using a smart -ss remark and then using a sarcastic remark immediately there after. can be used vice versa
example 1:
person a: are you painting?
person b: yeah. i have a brush in my hand, paint on the brush.
person a: g-d you are so freaking smartastic.
example 2:
person a: is that a speed trap? (the cops stops traffic)
personb: oh, yeah because a cop would put a barricade up if they were trying to catch you speeding.
person a: why do you have to be so smartastic to me all the time?
someone who is a smart -ss or sarcastic. if you’re around people you’re hesitant to say the word -ss in front of, yet want to call someone a smart -ss, this is the perfect solution.
sally: “nothing is worse than someone waking you up from an awesome dream!”
jesse: “really? not even death, cancer, a car wreck, or a billion other things?”
sally: “don’t be smartastic, you know what i’m saying.”
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