SmartCar-ed


when you are driving around in a crowded parking lot and think you finally see a sp-ce, you go for it but just as you’re about to pull in, you see a smart car parked all the way at the front of the sp-ce.
“dude what took you so long to park” “the lot was crowded and i got “‘smart car’ed” a few times”
when you see an empty parking spot from afar, get really excited, only to realize that that is not an empty spot–that is a smart car only occupying half of the spot.

it is also possible to be minicoopered occasionally.
d-mn it, i thought that was a spot but i just got smartcar-ed.

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