Smartphobia
the extreme fear of being without a smartphone, even if just for a moment.
jack realized he may suffer from smartphobia when he slipped while tweeting in the shower.
jack’s tweet:
“organic body b-tter ftw! gonna smell so nice today. #whynot #lookatmenow.”
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