smartphone party
when a bunch of people get together to party but eventually end up staring at their smartphones.
alex: hey, jamie’s throwing a party this sat-rday! he’s invited us all!
jerry: uh, i don’t know…i’m afraid it will turn out to be a “smartphone party”…
alex: he said it is going to be “unplugged” so smartphones are not allowed.
jerry: f-ck no, alex!
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