smarty jones
a smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp d-ck and pulls it as far as she can. when it’s fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.
i’ll give you a smarty jones
1. to choke, often in an excruciatingly heartbreaking manner.
2. to swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.
synonymous with funny cide and philadelphia eagles.
1. you lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? how could you smarty jones like that?
2. so, you got smarty jones’d, huh? that’s what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.
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