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• snowcone

  a very white person, a girl who takes selfies with too much lighting her face is completely white, like a snowcone girl 1: “emma looks like a f-cking snow cone in her instagram pic” girl 2: “typical white girl” in baseball a catch made by a fielder or bas-m-n where part of the baseball is […]

• snurface

  a flat surface on which to distribute powdered substances for the purposes of inhaling. guy approached a marble counter top and says, “oh my!! what a wonderful snurface!” “snurfi” is the plural form of “snurface”.

• stiff margarita

  tequila and lime i need a margarita. i’ve had a long day give me a stiff one no bs , just tequila and lime a stiff margarita

• strabane

  buckfast – indicating that the consumer will buck(f-ck)-fast. tonic does not indicate that the wine can be used for medicenal purpose. consumed mainly in scotland and northern ireland by neds and strabanimals meanwhile in strabane :here man you hitting central? naw man, £1 drinks isn’t even worth it. bottle a buckie utb be grand, skin […]

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