smash the guitar
to m-st-rb-t- vigorously, as if romancing one’s beloved guitar. common among musicians and college freshmen.
bro: “man, some nights i love to just lie in bed and smash the guitar.”
everyone else: “ewwww.” (alternate response: “we knew, we can hear you!”)
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