Smashbrown
the vigorous action of forcibly ramming a sizzling sausage through a hashbrown and into the -n-s of an unsuspecting victim.
this act is generally performed on a victim whom is either asleep or unconscious, done with extreme concentration. victim must have the hashbrown (cold or hot) placed gently between the -ss cheeks, ready for the oncoming insertion of a freshly cooked sausage (use chilli sausage for best results). once both sausage and hashbrown are prepared, with one swift jab, penetrate the hashbrown and keep on applying force until -n-l penetration has been made.
do not confuse with gashbrown.
“f-ck me brandon you’ll never guess what happened to me last night c-nt! after getting slept from a hard night on the beugs f-cking layne jammed a snag straight through a hashbrown and into my -ss!”
brandon:
“haha you got smashbrowned you f-cking gimp, serves you right for being a stooge c-nt and greening out!”
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