smashed
a) to be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.
b) broken through
a) “a lot of people up here are getting really f-cking smashed. i’ve seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just f-ckin’ started” – axl rose
b) smashed window
had s-x with, used in past tense.
guy1: did you see the colts game?
guy2: nah i smashed your gf during it.
guy1: ……
a rather endearing term a male uses to tell a woman what he’s going to do to her s-xually. usually rough s-x.
‘guuurrrrl, your gona get seriously smashed tonight, let me tell you’
‘i love it when you talk like that.’
‘am gona give your -ss a good smashin, b-tch’
to be f-cked off your head royally, after ripping down copious amounts of cones.
man i was smashed stupid last night, i couldn’t f-ckin see straight!
to get p-ss drunk, often involving stumbling and incoherent speech
the other night we all got smashed at tiffany’s birthday party!
to be drunk
dude, my mom was totally smashed last night.
to have intercourse with another human being
dude, i totally smashed kait last night.
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