smashed asshole
pr. sma-sh-d -ss-hol
(n. vulgar humour)
1. something that resembles a compressed r-ct-m or flattened -n-s
2. a metaphorical term regarding the look of another’s pug fugly visage or something disagreeable
wow! did you actually try to make your face look like a bag of smashed -ssholes or were you born that way…?
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