smashed crab
word used to describe an ugly female face.
bloke 1: that girl is hot.
bloke 2: i think you’ve had too many beers, she has a face like a ‘smashed crab.’
the look of a weather beaten v-g-n-.
“that girl has a smashed crab”
the way you look and feel after a big night.
i feel like a smashed crab, i shouldn’t have had those last 8 drinks.
n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed
man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!
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