smasher
when you p–p in the shower and smash it down the drain with your foot
hey bob, i’ll bet your a smasher
n.
1. a person who plays any of the three super smash bros. games non-compet-tively or compet-tively
sub variations: brawler (for ssbb,) meleer (for ssbm,and 64er (for smash 64)
2. a member of smash world forums, allisbrawl, or related smash based forums.
3. a collective term for someone who is a compet-tive smasher
a. the author writing this is a smasher as he is a member of smash world forums
b. hey look, that guy is playing super smash bros. brawl. that guy is a brawler
c. isai is a smasher as he has won around 25,000 dolllars from playing super smash bros. and ssbm
a member of a group of similar people who are increasingly moronic as time p-sses and insist on smashing their food to increase the density and value of taste.
also these people frequently feign getting “smashed” at parties by having a single sip of alcohol or a pill like tylenol. they then critique each other on their level of “drunkness” as if it matters.
furthermore these people feign intelligence in communal areas such as cl-ssrooms or cafes by using non-existent words in order to increase their peer respect.
example 1:
person 1: wow! i just got a free rice crispy treat!
smasher: what the h-ll? you know nothing! you have to smash the food to make it taste better!
example 2:
person 1: how was your party?
smasher: ok. i totally wasn’t faking but like tania was like totally faking. she drank one sip of vodka. i p-ssed out, after i hooked up with jacov. she didn’t! got me?!
person 1: wow, you are a r-t-rd. sl-t.
example 3: (in cl-ssroom)
instructor: can someone find an example of a motif in beowulf?
smasher: well, relating it to vietnam, the main motif of the sword represents, like, the oppression of the pows by henceforth increasing the said value of capitalism.
other smasher: genius!
instructor: what. the. f-ck.
a true lad u can get smashed with an just all out mandem
mate joe is a proper smasher!
a woman who is only good for s-x.
d-mn there is smashers in here tonight
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