smashing fat chicks


smashing fat chicks: to smash a chick of at least double the male counterpart’s weight (obviously, more is preferable). the sk-nkier, the smellier, the hairier the trick, the better. also, must be willing to roll out on a moment’s notice.
smashing fat chicks: “trick, you better be willing to let me smash your sk-nk–ss-hairy-smelly-trick-b-tch booty before we roll out to do some -ss-to-mouth while i drive your b-tch–ss to the salon so you can trick up your fat ‘do.”

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