smashing the pig
to expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously w-nking ones self into a coma
dean’o – here john’o you look tired r kid
john’o – yeah mate i was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss
dean’o – you top geeza i bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined
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