smashterbate
to pleasure oneself until pain sets in
kelly smashterbated herself to the thought of other girls smashterbating.
masterbating while extremely intoxicated
smashterbate – i don’t remember smashterbating last night becuase i blacked out, but i’m sure i enjoyed myself
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