smat
sauce me a text
yo smat bro, we gotta chill!
stands for sauce me a text
the act of sending a text to a chum, bro, or b-tch
that b-tch smat last night, and i was too p-ssed to give a sh-t!
1. a word replacing any word you please.
2. a word to replace any part of a word you please.
3. smart, with a typo. therefore, stupid.
4. a sound like “splat”
1: i smat myself last night.
2: i’m smatastic!
3: you’re being so smat, man.
4: there was a smat! and it broke.
slang for s-m-n. usually during premature -j-c-l-t–n.
girl: “me and ted where t-t f-cking last night. we were gonna do some -n-l later but be came to early. there was smat everywhere.”
girl 2: “ohh that’s bad, did you kick him out?”
same as something that hurts.
owww!….smats
the sound made when slapped in the face with a trout. (commonly used in irc in the 1990s.)
john: “so, i heard your mom was a wh-r-.”
kelly: “oh?”
kelly picks up a fish.
-smat-
adjective used to describe someone of marked intelligence who lives in the north east united states.
me and my buddy mike took a history test on the boston tea party. i got a 75% and he got a 93%. he’s wicked smat.
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