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  one of the first stages of the downward spiral after alcohol consumption. this stage appears prior to ‘stinking’ and is often characterised by hunching over bars and been sprawled out on chairs/sofas. “woah that dude is soused”

• souse

  a person who drinks copious amounts of liquor and inevitably makes a giant fool of themself. oh man, lucy was so wasted last night! falling down those stairs guaranteed her the souse award. mispr-nunciation of the word ‘south’ mostly by eastern europeans who lack the ability to annunciate the english ‘th’ sound. shawn: yo, man […]

• Favorited

  the act of adding someones tweet to your favorites on twitter. this is used as a form of appreciation when someone makes a good tweet. also known as “starring” due to the icon used to add something as a favorite. there are websites that catalogue and rank tweets based on amount of stars given. this […]

• Conversation Condom

  a phrase used to hide details, or save yourself from saying something you dont really want someone to know. person 1: “what did you say when cindy asked you what you did last night?” person 2: “i just used one of those conversation condoms and changed the subject.”

• fek

  irish pr-nounciation of the word f-ck. some how doesnt seem as offensive. fek off you fekking fekker for feks sake

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