Smatting


when two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are h-rny and wish to give each other a happy ending! they then proceed to admit doing so “but they aren’t gay”
sam: “me and matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants”
elliot: “that’s called smatting”
sam: “we’re not gay, just mates”

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