SMD Mode
smd mode
stands for “suck my d-ck” mode.
this is the male’s equivalent of a period. basically when you get so p-ssed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is “suck my d-ck.”
this state can also be triggered when a man’s girlfriend refuses to give him a bl-wj-b.
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jim: “lol, you mad bob? i just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey.”
bob: “suck my d-ck.”
jim: “oh d-mn, somebody is rustled.”
bob: “suck my d-ck.”
jim: “lol yeah, okay. hey bob, can you p-ss me my hat?”
bob: “suck my d-ck.”
alex: “there’s no use in talking to him anymore, jim. he’s entered smd mode.”
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girlfriend: “dammit, for the last time, i am not giving you a bl-wj-b.”
h-rny boyfriend: “suck my d-ck.”
girlfriend: “oh god, he entered smd mode again…”
h-rny boyfriend: “suck my d-ck.”
girlfriend: “i’m leaving.”
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