sme

this term or t-tle is often used in the work force, to declare an individual a “subject matter expert.” office douches that are appointed to this position are most commonly “experts” only when it comes to “satisfying men’s erections.”
ron the sme that he is, took one sweet hungry hard look at dave’s erection. knowing exactly how to handle that, he began to shout “come here big boy!”
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subject matter expert (frequently used in business, originally heard at at&t). original meaning was the person who was knowledgably about the subject, has now become a somewhat pejorative term for someone who just knows the facts but has no power to make a decision. (sometimes confused with/pr-nounced like shmo).
(original use:) check with sme to find out how to get the service provisioned. (current use:) he will not be able to get anything changed, he is just the sme.
social media ent-tlement syndrome.
characterized by:
1. feeling and behaving as if one should be granted certain privileges (event access, free products, job offers) because he/she is well-known in social media.
2. expecting all-access to an individual’s private life because he/she occasionally posts personal items in social networks.
3. acting like it’s acceptable and normal to p-ss (bombard w/comments, tweets, dms) on someone’s social stream.
4. demanding that people retweet your content, and resenting them if they don’t.
5. -ssuming that because you correspond with someone via social media, you should be invited to every social gathering that person plans or is involved with.
“knock it off… get a life or, at least, treat your smes… f-cktard.
sme;sme’s;smeed pr-nounced (shmee)
1)a moronic and/or lethargic poser or goon.2)a harmless fill in for an abusive term when authority is present.
1)”oh man check out homie lazin around, what a sme”
2)”he whipped out his piece and i was like what the (at the sight of a teacher) sme”
verb;

an acronym for sh-t, m-st-rb-t-, eat.

usually what one does after a night of work.
aaron: hey, upload that video

ahmad: i will later bruh, i just got off work so i’m gonna sme.
small to medium enterprise(s)
small to medium sized enterprises
sme(s): hang on tight for a tough financial year ahead
the act of working for complete morons that have the vocabulary skill of a literary genius but the common sense of kid with down syndrome that just smoked crack.
“dude my job sucks, this is a total sme job!”
a small squirt of p-ss and sh-t. kind of like a shart with the added bonus of a little peepee.
i just saw colleen fall on her -ss after trying to walk in her wedges, i laughed so hard i smeed my pants!