smeagol dick
the term used to describe a p-n-s after swimming in a cold pool. named after the resemblance of smeagol from lord of the rings. also knows as gollum c-ck.
dude, i got out of the pool and had smeagol d-ck! my precious looked like like a hobbits thumb!
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