smeagoler
in reference to the character smeagol in the lord if the rings; a person who lurks, creeps, or wiggles their way into a situation or in order to get something.
that kid is a giant smeagoler. he is always there but n-body knows how he got there, who invited him; but no one really cares if he is there or not and no one cares enogh to make him leave.
i tried to smeagol a 40 from that kid but he would’nt share.
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