Smedleytitis
a bacterial infection of the sphincter, caused by excessive pounding. smedleyitis can spread throughout the colon and in rare cases, manifest itself in the brain, causing r-t-rdation.
symptoms: the affected individual may be extremely slow and will constantly be hungry.
smedley got smedleyt-tis from excessive pounding, and now he’s r-t-rded.
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