smeef
queef + sm-gm-. when you have s-x with a cheesy d-ck and feel the g-ssy aftermath.
i banged a hobo and now i feel a smeef coming on.
noun:
1. a nonsense word that just sounds funny
a. a pet’s name
b. a modern name for a child
c. a tourette’s syndrome outburst.
2. a common misspelling of captain hook’s sidekick
acronym:
1:strategy for managing the environmental effects of fishing
2.society of manufacturing engineers education foundation:
internet:
1: smeefsmeef: tyler robert oxley’s internet username for everything.
2: smeefypedia: smeef’s club started in 2007
noun:
1a: “sit, smeef, sit. good dog.”
1b: my child’s name? “smeef.”
1c: what time do i work … smeef! … tomorrow? … … smeef!!!
2: (from the 1953 disney movie, “peter pan”) peter pan: for the last time, mr. smeef, take the princess back to her people!
acronym:
1. www.fish.govt.nz/en-nz/publications/historical+doc-ments/environment+and+sustainability+archive/smeef/default.htm
2. google smeef
internet: (google these)
1: smeefsmeef youtube
smeefsmeef twitter
smeefsmeef mysp-ce
2: smeef wetpaint
#smeefsmeef #tourette’s #youtube #fishing #education #oxley
a type of rancid fart that exits through the p-n-s.
anthony decided to smeef in brian’s mouth because brian likes men.
#smeef #smoof #d-ck #fart #d-ckfart
smelly beef
it’s like uncanned smeef all over my expectations
#smelly #beef #cows #stink #rogers
a queef where s-m-n shoots out of the v-g-n-; a s-m-n queef.
s-m-n + queef = smeef
1. “i knew she was cheating on me when i went down on her and she smeefed all over my face.”
2. “you can’t smeef in here, you’ll take somebody’s eye out!”
#queef #s-m-n #c-m #s-x #fart
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