Smeez
a girl that is a straight up dirty wh-r-
hannah was acting like a smeez last night; she was all over every guy and i think she might’ve f-cked more than one!
a b-tch who is a sl-t, and a sneezer, which makes her a smeezer
that b-tch is a smeez.
when a girl, not even worth being called a ‘lady’ or ‘woman’ sleeps around with everyone and anyone for anything. by anything it may range from food, drugs, or just to make their whorish self look or feel better.
guy 1: dude, how didn’t you realize tina was a smeez?
guy 2: she used her dirty dirty smeez magic on me.
guy 1: well at least you don’t have to deal with that wh-r- again.
-both laugh-
guy 2: man, she’s just like her mom.
to smoke marijauna generally a blunt
im feelin to smeez a bleez yadada. ( bleez=blunt )
someone or something that is so well indowed that they have the ability to lick their own genitals.
dude, did u hear how big kevin’s genitals are? ya, i heard they are so monsterous he can smeez those sons a b-tches.
extremely small. lacking physical size.
the mini cooper is a smeez car.
(n) the sweat down by your =-o
(adj) to smell incredibly bad, almost bad enough to make one puke
(v) to smeez someone is to get your smeez on them… dont try this anywhere, cause if you do, your f-cked up
that guy is a dirty smeez (n)
that fat–ss was smeezy as sh-t yo (adj)
did you hear how dame smeezed vagner? the poor kid is still in the hospital. (v)
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