smegalump


smegalumps are the small white spots on the helmet of the p-n-s when one peals back the foreskin. this is due to someone not cleaning themselves properly or not having a good standard of hygiene.
to use in a sentence – you dirty little smegalump or you stupid smeghead!!

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