smegged
sm-gm-:
1. a term used to describe something that is f-cked or coverd in d-ck cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. this is the process of f-cking something up, or covering it in d-ck cheese.
2. the white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a migoreng packet
(1)person 1: why did you go offline
person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged
(2)person 1:my eye is smegged, i can hardly see
the action feeling your sweaty scrotom and then slapping a friend in the face.
argh m8, you stuck your tongue out when you got smegged!
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