smeggler
one who sneaks around sniffing young girls bicycle seats shortly after they have taken a ride. many to be found in halford’s car park and outside brownie camps/school bikesheds. tricycles are not off the menu either.
i met a smeggler this evening and he told me he’d fluked into a plethora of prime sweaty saddle. he was loving it.
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