smegma

buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and p-n-s
yuck…check out all the sm-gm- underneath my foreskin…duuuuuuuuude!
a delicious b-tter subst-tute
“would you care for a slice of bread and sm-gm-?”
foul cheese like buildup that comes from not washing or properly maintaining equipment. it comes from not washing your disgusting tw-t/c-ck! see egg salad.
you have sm-gm- leaking from your pants you dirty f-ckwad!
pr-nunciation: ‘smeg-m&
function: noun
etymology: new latin, from latin, detergent, soap, from greek sm-gm-, from smechein to wash off, clean

: the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically: the foul-smelling pasty, cheesy sebaceous acc-mulation of desquamated epidermal cells and seb-m that collects in moist areas like between the glans p-n-s and the foreskin or around the cl-toris and l-b– minora.
“and they say, ‘well, you’ll have cheese if you’re not
circ-mcised.’ i like it! it’s my cheese! give it to me!”
howard stern, talking about sm-gm-, on his radio show, 4/11/00
a term which can be referred to as the cheesy substance caused from sweating of the gland. more common with people who have a foreskin or sk-nky dirty b-st-rds that don’t wash.
“i went to take a p-ss the other day and because i hadn’t washed in a while my d-ck smelt cheesy.”
a foul-smelling, cheese-like, sabacious secretion that collects under the foreskin or around the cl-toris.

in other words, tw-t rot.
i would’ve banged out kelly – b-tch had bad sm-gm-.
a formidable cheese-like residue that builds up between the foreskin and the p-n-s resulting from lack of personal hygiene around the groinal crotchable area.

side note: while sm-gm- may be reminiscent of a domestic cheese, ball sweat smells like mayonnaise!
sm-gm- may taste like pumpkin pie, but i’d never know ‘cuz i’d never eat the m-th-‘ f-cka’.

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