smegma stache


any time sm-gm- is applied to the upper lip forming a rich, cheesy stache.
i probably should have washed my junk a little before she went down on me… when she was finished, she had a sm-gm-stache that occupied her entire upper lip.
v. to dip one’s finger between the foreskin and the shaft of the uncirc-mcised p-n-s during s-x, circling around the head until a bounty of sm-gm- has been collected for distribution onto your partner’s upper lip.
your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a sm-gm- stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and sh-t. that’s some seriously tremendous green b-n-r lip action, friend.

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