smegmalian
a person, male or female, that never washes their love- thing which causes it to be caked in smeg and it therefore issues a vile cheese stench transforming them into a sm-gm-ilian.
”darling” , said my wife,”that tramp has not had a bath for many a long month, his c-ck must be rancid” ”yes dear , he is a sm-gm-lian”
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