Smegmask
the act of placing another mans boxers on one’s face while masturbating, obligatory extras include listening to heavy metal while masturbating, headbanging, wearing nothing but a pair of mismatching socks and making a strange noise.
guy 1: ‘man, i just finished sm-gm-sking, brutal’
guy 2: ‘that’s what all that noise was… wait, whose boxers did you use?’
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