Smegmatician


a connoisseur of sm-gm- who is very skilled in identifying, producing, and harvesting the delicious substance.
tony: “this wine is bland.”
justin: “good thing you are in the presence of a sm-gm-tician! i have the perfect fresh sm-gm- to pair with this bottle.”

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