smelch
to smelch is to burp smoke after exhaling while one is smoking something, usually marijuana.
“whoa dude! did you see that? i just smelched!”
the act of allowing a gay man expel gas into your mouth, gas that came from ingesting c-m from a recent bl-wj-b.
my gay man asked if he could smelch me in about a half hour after he had just taken a c-m load from a bl-wj-b he just gave me.
the act of penal -j-c-l-t–n into the -ss of a woman and then eating having the -j-c-l-t- eaten out by the male.
bill was having -n-l relations with fashion. he then let a load loose into her -ss and used a straw to suck it dry
when a guy shoots his load in the womans -ss and eats it out enjoying every single second of it.
while bill gets his load off in fashion’s -ss he then jumps back there to eat it out of her b-m.
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