smelf


when a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can’t fart.
jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
mike kohl…..
why do you smell so bad? it’s cuz im a smelf ;p
a smelly elf.
oh d-mn that’s a real smelf.
a smelly elf.
that smelf stinks.
(n) the bad odor a person smells on oneself after excessive sweating. the ability to smell one’s own b.o.

smelfy (adj) having a bad case of smelf.

(smell + self)
i thought i was smelling the sewage treatment plant but it was smelf.

i was so smelfy from the hike that even patchouli couldn’t save me from smelling my own stink.
1.right after a man is done jacking off or having s-x, there is c-m left over in his urethra
richard: dude, last night, after i f-cked julie, i p-ssed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
billy: did you clean up?
richard: f-ck no i had drain pain.

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