smell check
when a parent hugs you and discretely sniffs for pot, alcohol, etc.
“ah man this party’s the bomb, you wanna smoke with me?”
“nah bro, my mom always smell checks me when i get home.”
“oh. .. wanna try exploding dave’s cat in the microwave?”
“yes.”
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double checking the clothes you put on for any funky odors before getting dressed and leaving the house.
d-mn, homeboy should have run a smell check on his pants before he came to work today. dude smells like funky taint.
when you secretly sniff you fingers after fingering a girl for the purpose of knowing if it is safe to eat her out or not.
i went down on her, but i made sure i did the smell check first.
a check done by men during foreplay to see if a chick is clean enough to eat out. the guy fingers the chick’s p-ssy and then he gets his fingers back into range of his nose to sniff without the chick noticing. it is easily done behind her back while kissing the side of her neck
p-rn stars do not do the smell-check; ‘regualr’ guys do.
a discreet and quick whiff of the underarms to find out how bad you smell; usually disguised as an awkward strech or yawn
dude before you put your arm around a girl always do a smellcheck.
the act of smelling your clothing after you have been in a closed area that has a lingering odor such as p-ss or weed
guy 1: man im so stoned… i hope my parents wont notice…
guy 2: yea, just do a smell check…
when you get someone to smell your armpits or other odourous parts to ensure they don’t stink
hold your arms over your head so i can do a smell check.
-having enough suspicion of a situation or event to the point where you have to investigate further to see if it was wrong or bogus (or bs).
-hearing what seems like bullsh-t, and checking it out further.
“tom said he couldn’t come in today because he had an appointment.”
“hmm, that’s funny. he didn’t mention anything to me. when he gets back, i want to see his appointment slip to smell check his story.”
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