smell like smoke
how your wife/girlfriend/significant other describes the odor emanting from your clothes and every pore of your body after you go to a strip joint and didn’t tell her.
code for going to a strip club. what you say to your bro when you are discussing going to a strip club and not telling your wife/gf/so.
wife/gf/so: you smell like smoke. did you got to a strip joint?
husband/bf/so: uhhh, what? strip club? no, uh, my boss was smoking and i had to stand near him. uh, i need to take a shower honey, love ya.
guy 1: bro, let’s go smell like smoke!
guy 2: i’m there.
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