smell this milk
made famous by philip j. fry in the futurama movie, bender’s game.
hey bender, smell this milk!
a command given by a friend/roommate/family member that carries more weight than a triple dog dare. when told to “smell this milk,” the person commanded is entered into a forced obligation where they must take a whiff of the milk presented by the one holding it. there is no backing out or saying no. this is usually done at a point where the milk’s smell will most likely induce vomiting in the smeller.
this can be done as a rude joke or as a valuable test to see if the milk is still good to drink.
rude joke form:
p1: “dude, i just checked my mini-fridge after getting back from vacation and you have got to smell this milk.”
p2:”g-d d-mnit, alright. bring it over here.”
test form:
p1: “i just bought this dank cereal. come over here and smell this milk. do you think it’s still good to drink?”
p2: “seems fine to me.”
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