smell yo dick
the last resort in the extensive investigation that takes place when a woman believes that her significant other is cheating on her.
“why you comin’ home at five in the morn’? somethin’s goin’ awn, lemme smell yo d-ck. don’t play me like a foo’, ‘cuz dat ain’t coo’. what you need to do is lemme smell yo d-ck.”
(v.) 1. to call into question another’s fidelity 2. an investigative method using the olfactory system to determine if a boyfriend has been with another woman
girlfriend: “where you been? you know what time it is, fool?”
boyfriend: “chill, i was out with the fellas!”
girlfriend: “ah-uh, fool! you were out with b-tches, weren’t you? let me smell yo d-ck!”
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