Smellfie
1
to take a selfie while sh-tting on a toilet. usually used to show off how nice of a place you frequent to empty your bowels.
guy1: dude, i heard your favorite restaurant is closing down.
guy2: yeah, but it’s ok. i got to take one last smellfie in their amazing bathroom.
2
to discretely sniff ones underarms for stank before venturing out in to public areas as to not offend other with fowl body odor.
hey man you ready to go?
yea but first, let me take a smellfie. -sniff-
yea we good, let’s dip!
3
to fart and then waft it towards your own face.
russ: dude, why are you smiling like that?
buzz: because i just did a really impressive smellfie, i’d share it with you, but then it wouldn’t be a smellfie.
4
when you take a selfie of your -sshole.
girls on r/gonewild love to post smellfies
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