smelly chode
a grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable p-n-s damaged by chronic m-st-rb-t–n.
it’s disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
god sake nick! f-cking put your smelly chode away. there are children around.
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