smelly santa
a different take on the blumpkin. this happens when you are taking a dump and girl comes in and sits on your lap like she would santa, you start having s-x and she cr-ps in your lap during the act. leaving you like a smelly santa.
i was taking my morning dump when that ho from last night comes in and starts banging me again and decided to give me a smelly santa
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