smelmit
(slang)meaning pungent male phallus or bell end. dirived from the slang word “helmet”.
vera – “fancy a nosh george”
george – “giz five minutes luv, gotta give the ol’ smelmit a scrub first,its like a cheddar factory down there i tell ya!!!!”
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