smeltling


1. small felks of poo, often left on someones chest after a goood rump in the sack.
plural: smeltlings
2. crude word for chocolate blobs.
1. honey those smeltlings you left my were nice and round.
2. jesus, that was one big smeltling!
or
g-d these smeltlings taste naste.
freeing a dirty b-m rat on your ho’s chest after banging her.
1. i dropped a smeltling on this ho after i knocked her up last night.

2. “lick up that smeltling.”

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