smeltz


v. to muck up one’s surroundings due to clumsiness or absentmindedness. adj. a room or area containing broken gl-ss, lack of organization, and an unfresh bacheloresque odor. as in f-cked-up or fubar
i was a drunk, stumbling oaf last night; i really smeltzed my appartment.

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