Smelunking
{sme-luhng-king} v. the act of exploring an orifice first with one’s nose, to perhaps determine the safety of fully infiltrating said stink-hole. a simple whiff from the surface may not always suffice due to a sort of vapor lock or sealing situation, so you must go smelunking first to understand fully what you are getting into.
– “so how was that p-ssy last night man?”
– “it was a close call… i went smelunking first, to test ya know? and that misbehave cave was rotten!”
– “you’re kidding!? she didn’t look like a swamp donkey or anything!”
– “yeah… well cautious led to nauseous this time but it was for the better, i don’t need that stinky pink.”
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