smermy mervin
the name for a weird old guy who frequents cafés, talks at the staff in generally contradictory ways, and somehow thinks he’s friends of said staff. a general nuisance.
“salutons my main man how was your shift?”
#sh-t, smermy mervin came in and smerved all over the place, wouldn’t stfu, and didn’t f-ck off for ages”
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